My Hoo-larious Valentine
Ha! Yeah, maybe the stores at the mall tell you Valentine’s Day is about love and stuff – all hearts, flowers, and chocolate – but, I’ve got a better use for Valentines’ Day: HUMOR! Laugh your heart out at these Valentine’s Day jokes! On Valentine’s Day… What did the bat say to his girlfriend? You’re fun to hang around with! What do farmers give their wives? Hogs and hisses! What did the squirrel say to his girlfriend? I’m nuts about you! And, what did she say right back? You’re nuts so bad yourself! What did the stamp say to the envelope? I’m stuck on you! What did the bee say to his girlfriend? I love beeing with you, Honey! What kind of flowers do you never give? Cauliflowers! What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? I love you a ton! What do you call a small valentine? A valentiny! What did the drum say to his girlfriend? My heart beats for you! Knock, kock! Who’s there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? Jimmy a little kiss! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for being a special friend! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a big kiss?
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