Cheesy Food Jokes

Woof! This is Marty, top dog of the BSG. I sniffed out these fabulous goofy jokes from girls like you!

thebsg: why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing. get it?

dadsangel: What can you serve but not eat? Answer: A volleyball.

dr. pepper: I have some!

Knock Knock who's there? Lettuce... Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we'll tell you!

Waiter, there's a flea in my soup! I'll tell him to hop it.

What do you get when you put three ducks in a box? A box of quackers.

Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

What did the cannibal order for take-out? Pizza with everyone on it. lol!

Alyana1234567: why did the cow cross the road? The chicken had the day off!

kittyluver101345: Knock, knock. who's there? lettuce. lettuce who? lettuce entertain you!

puppieluv101: why did Marty hit his B-day cake w a hammer? Maeve said it was pound cake

JH101: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Answer: Nacho cheese.

pandaperson: Why didnt the fig go to the prom? He could'nt get a date!

teddybear45: why do seagulls fly over the sea? a: because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!

Dawnstar117: I have a cheesy food joke! Why did they orange take the day off? Answer: It wasn't peeling well!